Prepare all ingredients as listed.
Heat olive oil in a skillet over medium-high heat. Add ground beef and cook, breaking it apart, until browned. Add onion, garlic, jalapeño, and red bell pepper to the skillet and sauté until softened. Stir in paprika, cumin, and chili powder, and cook for about 1 minute until fragrant.
Transfer the beef mixture to a slow cooker. Add kidney beans, fire-roasted tomatoes, corn, and beef broth. Stir to combine. Cover and cook on low for 7–8 hours or high for 3–4 hours, until thick and flavorful.
Bring water to a boil, remove from heat, and steep rooibos tea bags for about 10 minutes. Remove tea bags, allow tea to cool, then refrigerate until chilled. Serve over ice.
In a bowl, toss cucumber and red onion with olive oil and red wine vinegar. Season with black pepper to taste.
Heat olive oil in a small pan over medium heat. Fry eggs until whites are set and yolks cooked to your preference. Season with black pepper.
Serve the chili topped with a fried egg and cheese, with cucumber salad, kimchi, watermelon, pie, and rooibos iced tea.